When you come out of a daydream in class and realize your teacher was talking the whole time.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: “Why the long face?”. The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.
Normal people my age:"I used to watch little kids shows, but not anymore."
And if you don’t like it you can go suck eggs